Denial

- is in his mid 20's - is a taurus male(all you perverts can leave now) - always craves for good music - will never put up naked pictures of himself here(all you perverts who are still here can finally get lost now) - will realise his dream of travelling around the world - will own properties and one of which is a resort by a beautiful beach - hopes to strike 1st division lottery someday so that he can bum professionally - is currently brain dead and will continue some other time

Saturday, September 25, 2004

 

Bitches galore.



Current track: White Town - Your woman
Current quote: A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.


It rained cats and dogs. Cooling weather, I like.

I’d like tomorrow to be a fair-weathered day, but you cannot specify with these things. It would be nice if you could order days like restaurant menu items. If you can do so, I wanna have a Short And Wonderful Tomorrow, serving an additional dose of productiveness, with more sides of sleep and an afternoon tan to top it up.
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Went clubbing with Joan and her gang of friends last night, total of three girls and four guys. Went to Bar None and hung out for a bit before proceeding to Velvet Underground. As some of you people already know, thursday night at Velvet is SIA crew night. The women were so hot you can cook an egg on them. I bet the guys there wouldn't mind licking them off their bodies even if it has bird flu.

Those guys in the gang kept buying drinks for everyone. Average decent looking, in their early thirties and in the IT industry, splurging like as if dollar notes come out of their printers instead of white paper. At some point for some strange reason, I wondered if it was their first time clubbing after years of sitting in front of the computer touching themselves while staring at porn.

Apart from grabbing a snack at the deli, I sat down most of the night hanging out with the gang as I didn't wanna dance. One of those guys I just knew, Ben, starting doing magic tricks to entertain me, for absolutely no reason at all, at the same time telling me about his day spent playing golf in JB. I thought to myself "Is he that bored, having problems chatting people up, or gay?"

A whole night of ash-appearing acts, mind-reading and card tricks later, I changed my mind. This dood is so good, I conclude that he:

1) is some lonely bastard who never had sex.
2) spent the whole of the 90's learning magic to pick women up.
3) spent too many years touching himself.

Reached home around 3, showered and stoned by the com, waiting for hair to dry up. Slept on a high from drinks on some strangers' wallet. Damn, what a good night's sleep.


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